The Bachelor

If there is any amount of justice in this world, Moana will win the Bachelor.

I have many reasons for thinking this way, and I’ll keep them between Eliza and I. But it appears that this season’s Bachelor is the most sincere bachelor yet, and seems to have the right motives and the proper strategy. If this is so, I believe Moana should win.

Oh, and its all Eliza’s fault that I even have an opinion.