INTERIOR, COFFEE SHOP, HOUSTON, TEXAS
Matt Mullenweg, founder of WordPress, wearing a WordPress tshirt, brainstorms over a latte.
MULLENWEG, internal dialogue: “How can I get WordPress in front of the Wix customer base for free?”
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MULLENWEG: *opens WordPress on his Mac*
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MULLENWEG: Publishes: “The Wix Mobile App, a WordPress Joint” to his WordPress-powered blog. For free.
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Twitter explodes.
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INTERIOR, POSH APARTMENT, ISRAEL
Tal Kol, Engineer at Wix, spits his tea all over his computer’s display.
KOL: *opens Medium.com*
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KOL: *continues to wait for Medium.com to load gallons of JavaScript*
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KOL: Publishes: How I Found Myself Accused of Stealing Code from WordPress
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CUT TO: INSIDE A MOVING UBER
Mullenweg cracks a smile while looking at his mobile phone.
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CUT TO: IMAGES OF BOTH COMPANY’S SLACK CHATS EXPLODING
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INTERIOR, APARTMENT BEDROOM, NEW YORK CITY
Avishai Abrahami, CEO of Wix.com, is stomach-down, in bed, sound asleep.
BZZZZ
BZZZZ
Avishai Abrahami’s mobile phone is vibrating on the nightstand.
BZZZZ
Avishai Abrahami reaches for his phone. His eyes nearly pop out of their sockets.
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ABRAHAMI: Sits down at his computer. *opens Wix content management system* …. errr, *opens WordPress Admin*
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ABRAHAMI: Publishes: Dear Matt Mullenweg: an open letter from Wix.com’s CEO Avishai Abrahami on Wix’s WordPress-powered blog.
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CUT TO: EXTERIOR, PUBLIC PARK, HOUSTON TEXAS
Matt Mullenweg is seen frolicking through fields of green grass.
THE END