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My friend Chris Coleman and I, from Panera Bread, discuss what we’d do if we had The Force. Chris, who I must thank for allowing me to use his shiny Kodak Zi6 to record today’s Random 60, says that he’d use Jedi mind tricks on dogs. Really, I didn’t want to know more. I think I’d use The Force for simple yet annoying tasks like trying to reach the TV remote when it is out of reach and I’m laying on the couch all comfy-like.
How would you use The Force?
I would get rid of the force so all Star Wars nerds go cry in the corner.
Sorry Star Wars nerds, it’s all love.
Wow so that made no sense. Thanks for the comment.
I would use The Force to control all my little children they will all listen, not make messes,not talk back, let me nap whenever I want too and do their own laundry. That goes for the hubby, too =)
Excellent use of The Force.
Yes, Colin got mine. Use force pull to grab the remote or to shut off the bedroom lights. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve seriously tried to harness some hidden, untapped power that I have locked away in the back of my brain.
Because if you don’t try it for real, you’ll never know if you can do it.
Ditto.
I wouldn’t tell anyone I had these powers, and act like I’m really good at basketball. You know, use the force to make all my shots go in, and enter the dunk contest and take off from the three-point line.
I’ve actually had this thought many times, but this is the first opportunity I’ve had to share it without being stared at blankly.
People must think I can use The Force when I play basketball then. Kidding, kidding.
How do I use the force?
Just a few nights ago I was using Jedi Mind Tricks to get into the VIP club.
What else?
Turning pages of the books that I read, picking up my car keys, skipping rocks to impress the ladies…. y’know the usual stuff.
So you’re skipping the whole “if you had the Force” part of the question and jumping to the “I already have the Force” part. Got it.
I’d return the force so all of us “star war nerds”
would stop crying and then I’d put Chris in the corner.
Here here!!
I would use the force to create a new style of painting that will then be my contribution to art history.
I’d use it how all great Jedi would use the force: to get women. Realistically, the awe that comes with floating a pencil from one corner of the room to your hand would get dull (although handy!) after a few days. I’d have to say I’m more interested in the social benefits of being able to tell someone anything, and having them believe it without a second of hesitation. That’d be fun.