Tag Archives: parody

Michael Bay’s – The Dark Knight

July 7th, 2008

Sorry, Michael.

REJECTED!

You’ve got a love these script spoofs that have been popping up lately.  Recently we saw The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull parodied, and now we’re seeing the upcoming Batman epic flick The Dark Knight being written as if Michael Bay were set to write, produce, and direct it.

There are some gems in here, here is one of my favorites which appears in the opening sequence:

We open with a shot of The Pentagon: nerve center of the entire free world.  An American flag (CGI) flies proudly in the central courtyard.

Yep, it is a Michael Bay film alright – complete with unnecessary CGI.  The script is pretty well done, as was the Indiana Jones spoof, so check out either one of them.

Source: Michael Bay’s Rejected “The Dark Knight” Script.

Andrew Nelson, recording artist

May 2nd, 2008

My friend Andrew approached me to do something I’ve wanted to do for some time; design album cover art.  Andrew’s new album, gonna scccrrrape you sucka, drops in a couple of months and so I thought I’d give you all a preview of the cover:

Parental discretion is advised.

Look for gonna scccrrrape you sucka to hit store shelves and the iTunes Music Store soon.  If you would like to request my services for your upcoming album, please feel free to contact me.