That Matt Craven is one snappy dresser

You might be thinking I’m talking about the actor Matt Craven. But I’m not. The Matt Craven that I’m talking about is the the VP of Online Services and COO of BlogMedia, Inc.

The other day Matt wrote on one of his sites that Paul Scrivens was “unstylish”. Sure, we’ve all taken jabs at Paul before, and this time Matt did say that this was just a jab at Scrivens. I’m wondering though, if this isn’t a time for a “walk off” like in Zoolander. You know, get Paul and Matt up on stage for us all to judge.

Me, being me.

I’m all for taking little fun pot shots at people. I mean, I’m no snappy dresser so I guess I’d definitely be an easy target for Matt when he wants to “report” some Network news about what I was wearing. Matt, for your records I rarely shower before noon, I work at home in my “frumpy” clothes, and I typically have 90% of my hair pointing straight up.

Just think how interesting the Blog Herald would be if they reported real network news with solid sources and unbiased opinions? Or, if they didn’t try to fool all of their audience into clicking their Adsense ads by misrepresenting them as site navigation? Or, better yet, if they didn’t have naked island girls on their ads.

Just kidding Matt, you know I love your fiction.

Update: As a side note, I don’t think any of the 9rules team is “safe” from this level of ridicule. Our own Mike Rundle has several times been caught in compromising positions that would make for some great caption contests.

Mike Rundle, you decide what he’s doing.

I’ve looked at this photo several times trying to determine what it is that Mike is doing. I thought maybe that the drink he was having was sooo good that he just had to get that last drop out of the bottom. Or, perhaps he wanted to look more like Jay Leno so he took matters into his own hands. Or maybe he was practicing how to kiss his future wife at the altar. Either way, surely these pictures are far better fodder for jabs.

Now I have to go find a good pictures of Matthew.

Update 2: Matt Craven posted some pictures of himself where he says he looks stupid. I’ll tell you what, on the stupid meter Mike and I have owned him. Oh well, at least he was a good sport about it.

Now lets move on, and get some real work done, like trying to hang a spoon on our nose.