As you may already know, I like Frostys. Though my opinion is that not every Frosty is created equal; meaning that some Frostys are good and some are not so good.
It is always a crap shoot when buying a Frosty. One day you get a Frosty that will literally knock your socks off and on a different day, even in the same location, you find the Frosty lacking in texture, taste, color, or even the temperature isn’t quite right. I’ve actually even had Frostys that I didn’t enjoy simply because I thought the effort was poor.
Today after basketball Chris, Andrew, Eliza, and I went to Wendy’s to get a Frosty. What ended up happening may have changed our Frosty-eating lives forever!
L to R: Chris, me, and Andrew
Today we all had Frostys that could be rated 5 outta 5 fpoons (the highest rating for a Frosty using our patent-pending rating system). If you are not sure what a fpoon is, it is the only utensil to use when eating a soquid.
These Frostys were nearly perfect or as perfect as my taste buds would allow me to experience. Their color, feel, temperature, and taste all melded together to make for the best possible Frosty that we’ve all ever had. Reactions to this ranged from speechlessness to exhilaration. From eyes rolling into the back of our heads to our eyes popping out of them. A wide range of emotions washed over each one of us as we did whatever we could to preserve the feeling for as long as possible.
Frostys this good don’t come around too often. I’m just glad that I was able to experience it with my friends and with people who also understand the intricacies of the Frosty-world.
[tags]wendys, frosty, fast food, eliza devroe, chris fehnel, andrew nelson, basketball, food, dessert, chocolate[/tags]
[slug]5-fpoons[/slug]
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We call them “sporks” (spoon with tines) in the restaurant industry.
Not a bid fan of frosty’s glad you had a good one though.
James: Your claim of “not [being] a bid(sic) fan of frosty’s(sic)” is rather obvious since a “spork” is the combination of a fork and a spoon while a fpoon is, in appearance, the same as a normal spoon – it is just that you happen to eat a Frosty (which just happens to be a solid and a liquid or soquid) with it.
Either way, I appreciate your gladness in my having a good one.
haha.
I stand overly corrected.
Dude, those Frostys were insanity personified. It should be illegal for something to be that good. It’s basically a drug that you’ll never be able to recreate and it’s just not fair. Easily a 5-fpooner.
Frosty’s! YEAH BABY! we have a Wendy’s next to the plant, when I have one on one meeting with my employees I take them to Wendy’s and we get Frosty’s they are one of my personal favorites too! Slainte!
James: Sporks? I call them Foons HAHAHA
Did you eat a jar of frosting?
Chris Yes, it should be illegal. But then again it should be illegal for them not to taste that good.
Liam: Hmmm. Meetings at Wendy’s. *opens his Calendar*
cristinamarie: Huh?
Anytime! that is if you are in Milford, NH
Oh sorry, I didn’t know what a frosty was.
cristinamarie: That is dangerous talk ’round these parts!